Everything about this pattern, before you pay for it
Most pattern listings tell you after. Here is the whole spec.
| What it is | A written crochet pattern, delivered as a PDF. The file itself is titled The Eye That Stares Under Your Mug. |
| What you make | A granny-square coaster with one big, wide-open eye: a black pupil with a single white stitch for its highlight, an iris in any colour you like, two rounds of white, and two rounds of black that turn it into a square. |
| Finished size | About 12 cm (4¾ in) square. |
| Hook | 3.0 mm — the only hook in the pattern. |
| Yarn | 5-ply combed cotton, about a DK weight, in three colours: black for the pupil and the square, white for the highlight and the white of the eye, and any colour you like for the iris. |
| Yarn needed | About 9 g (20 yd) of black, 6 g (15 yd) of white and 2 g (5 yd) of the iris colour. |
| Time to make | About 45 minutes. |
| Skill level | Confident beginner, which is what the pattern itself says: joined rounds, colour changes, a granny square, and sewn joins. |
| Techniques used | Magic ring · joined rounds, closing each one where it began · chain, slip stitch, single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet and treble crochet · the double crochet increase · changing colour on the last step of a stitch · working over tails as you go · several stitches into one stitch or one space · working into the back loop together with the strand behind it · skipping stitches to open the spaces of a granny square · closing a round with a sewn join · weaving in ends |
| Worked in | Joined rounds. Every round begins with chains that only lift the yarn — ch 2, or ch 3 on round 5 — and they are never counted. Rounds 1, 4 and 6 are closed with the tail instead of a slip stitch, so the join does not show. |
| Number of pieces | One. |
| Numbered rounds | 6 — four for the eye, two for the square. There is nothing else in the pattern. |
| Count checkpoints | Four: 12 at the end of round 1 (the white highlight and eleven black); 48 at the end of round 4; at the end of round 5, all 48 used, twelve along each side, 14 stitches between corners; 4 groups a side at the end of round 6. |
| The eye | Every round grows: 12, 24, 36, 48. Round 1’s highlight is a colour change on the last step of its first double crochet. Round 2 is the iris, and it starts in the highlight, so every round after lines up with it. |
| The round that turns it square | Round 5 goes into the back loop of each round 4 stitch together with the strand just behind it. Every side is written out — [tr, dc], dc, 2 hdc, 4 sc, 2 hdc, dc, [dc, tr] — and the first corner sits straight out from the highlight. |
| The last round | A classic granny round: 4 groups of 3 double crochet along each side, and 3 dc, ch 2, 3 dc at each corner. |
| Sewing | None. Nothing is attached. |
| Also needed | One stitch marker, a blunt yarn needle and scissors. |
| Pages | 13 |
| Terminology | US crochet terms |
| Language | English |
| Left-handed | Written for you too. Work it exactly as written and your coaster comes out a mirror image of the photos. Nothing else changes: every round and the first corner start in line with the highlight, so the layout comes out the same, with the highlight on the other side of the pupil. |
| Delivery | Download link on the confirmation page and in your email, straight away. |
Counted twice
My grandmother taught me on her porch, and she said the same thing every time I tangled the yarn: slow down, count twice, rip it out if it’s wrong — there’s no shame in starting over.
So every pattern in this shop gets counted twice. Once when it’s written. Then again, before it goes on sale: every round is re-added, stitch by stitch, and checked against the round before it.
That’s the whole thing. It’s not clever. It is just the step almost nobody takes, because until a pattern is written down properly you can’t take it — and because nobody was ever asked to show their working.
I’m asking to show mine.
The worst thing a pattern does is not be difficult. It is to be wrong early, so that you find out several rounds later and spend the next twenty minutes wondering whether it was you. It usually wasn’t you. But you can’t tell, and that not-being-able-to-tell is the part that makes people put the hook down.
On this eye, the likeliest place for that is round 4. It repeats dc, dc-inc, dc eleven times, and a group worked as just dc, dc-inc leaves you short without looking wrong. So round 4 ends on a checkpoint — 48 stitches — and then round 5 turns the eye square and ends on one more: every one of those 48 used, twelve along each side.
Counted twice means you can tell. No more counting the same round for the third time, writing it out on paper to make it add up, and still not knowing whether it’s you or the pattern. The count in the pattern is right. If yours doesn’t match it, the slip is in the round you just made — undo that one round and carry on.
You probably have one project in a bag somewhere, stopped at a round you can still name. Often it stopped on a count that wouldn’t come out. Every count in this one comes out, which leaves you the part you came for: finishing it, and handing it to someone without an apology.
Here is a real page of it
A pattern that was never crocheted can show you a photograph. It cannot show you a page.











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