Everything about this pattern, before you pay for it
Most pattern listings tell you after. Here is the whole spec.
| What it is | A written crochet pattern, delivered as a PDF. The file itself is titled The Pirate Skull Who Guards Your Mug. |
| What you make | A granny-square coaster with a skull in the middle: a purple circle with twelve picot-tipped rays and yellow between them, two yellow rounds that turn it square, and a small white skull — three teeth, two eye sockets, a nose and a rounded top — sewn onto the centre. |
| Finished size | About 12 cm (4¾ in) square. The skull is about 5 cm (2 in) wide. |
| Hook | 3.0 mm — the only hook in the pattern. |
| Yarn | 5-ply combed cotton, about a DK weight, in three colours: purple for the circle, yellow for the rays and the square, and white for the skull. |
| Yarn needed | About 7 g (15 yd) of purple, 10 g (20 yd) of yellow and 2 g (5 yd) of white. |
| Time to make | About 1½ hours. |
| Skill level | Confident beginner, which is what the pattern itself says: joined rounds, colour changes, a picot, a granny square, a small piece in rows, and sewing a piece on. |
| Techniques used | Magic ring · joined rounds, closing each one where it began · a stacked first stitch that counts as a double crochet · chain, slip stitch, single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet and treble crochet · the double crochet increase · a picot on top of a double crochet · changing colour mid-round, and working over the colour you are not using · several stitches into one stitch or one space · skipping stitches to open the spaces of a granny square · closing a round with a sewn join · a foundation chain, worked into its back bumps · working in rows, turning at the end of each one · working into chain spaces and chain loops · sewing a small piece on with a yarn needle · weaving in ends |
| Worked in | The square in joined rounds: rounds 1–3 start with a stacked first stitch that counts, rounds 4–6 with a chain that does not. The skull in five short rows, turning each time. |
| Number of pieces | Two: the square, and the skull that is sewn onto it. |
| Numbered rounds and rows | 11 — six rounds for the square, five rows for the skull. |
| Count checkpoints | Seven: 36 at the end of round 3; 48 at the end of round 4 — twelve purple rays and a yellow pair between each two; at the end of round 5, all 48 used, 12 along each side, 14 stitches between corners; 4 groups a side at the end of round 6; all nine chains used in the skull’s first row; 13 sc at the end of row 4; 11 stitches at the end of row 5. |
| The rays | Round 4 takes turns between purple and yellow every two stitches without cutting either yarn: the colour that is resting is carried along the top and worked over. Each purple ray ends in a picot, a small point of three chains. |
| The round that turns it square | Round 5 uses every one of round 4’s 48 stitches, with a corner on every third ray. Every side is written out — [tr, dc], dc, 2 hdc, 4 sc, 2 hdc, dc, [dc, tr] — and the picots are skipped. |
| The last round | A classic granny round: 4 groups of 3 double crochet along each side, and 3 dc, ch 2, 3 dc at each corner. |
| The skull | Row 1 is the teeth: a chain of 9 with three double crochets in it, and the gaps between them are the chains they skip. Rows 2 and 3 make the two eye sockets and the nose, and rows 4 and 5 the top of the head. |
| Sewing | One seam: the skull onto the middle of the circle, with its own long tail, written out step by step. Round 6 also closes with a sewn join instead of a slip stitch. |
| Also needed | One stitch marker, a blunt yarn needle and scissors. |
| Pages | 25 |
| Terminology | US crochet terms |
| Language | English |
| Left-handed | Written for you too. Work it exactly as written and your coaster comes out a mirror image of the photos. Nothing else changes: the rays and the square are the same all the way round, and the skull is sewn on in the middle with its teeth towards one side. |
| Delivery | Download link on the confirmation page and in your email, straight away. |
Counted twice
My grandmother taught me on her porch, and she said the same thing every time I tangled the yarn: slow down, count twice, rip it out if it’s wrong — there’s no shame in starting over.
So every pattern in this shop gets counted twice. Once when it’s written. Then again, before it goes on sale: every round is re-added, stitch by stitch, and checked against the round before it.
That’s the whole thing. It’s not clever. It is just the step almost nobody takes, because until a pattern is written down properly you can’t take it — and because nobody was ever asked to show their working.
I’m asking to show mine.
Skull squares are everywhere, and plenty of them are free. In June 2026 a maker who now shares her own wrote that she had to find three different ones and fix them herself before one worked.
The worst thing a pattern does is not be difficult. It is to be wrong early, so that you find out several rounds later and spend the next twenty minutes wondering whether it was you. A missing stitch on the last side of a square is exactly that kind of wrong: the corner is a little off, the next round does not quite fit, and there is nothing on the page to tell you it wasn’t you.
On this one, there is. The checkpoint at the end of round 5 has you count the last side before you close it.
No more counting the same round for the third time, writing it out on paper to make it add up, and still not knowing whether it’s you or the pattern. The count in the pattern is right. If yours doesn’t match it, the slip is in the round you just made — undo that one round and carry on.
You probably have one project in a bag somewhere, stopped at a round you can still name. Often it stopped on a count that wouldn’t come out. Every count in this one comes out, which leaves you the part you came for: finishing it, and handing it to someone without an apology.
Here is a real page of it
A pattern that was never crocheted can show you a photograph. It cannot show you a page.










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